Mom: Hey, don't just watch TV and why don't you go to sauna with your dad?
Dad: OK. and son, did you finish your homework?
Son: What Homework?
Dad: School Homework.
Son: I'm 4 years old!
Dad: ···.
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( In a sauna···. )
Dad: (In a hot water) Oh, it's so cool!
Son: Is it really cool?
Dad: Yes!
Son: Then···, 3, 2, 1, GO!
( Son dives into hot water···. )
Son: AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT'S HOT!!!!!! WHY DID YOU SAY IT'S COOL, DAD?!
Dad: Isn't it cool?
Son: ···.
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( Dad is drying his head···. )
Son: Dad, what is it? is it good when you do it?
Dad: Yes. it's good!
Son: Really? then···. OUCH!!!!!!!!! IT'S REALLY HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Dad: Let's eat some eggs! you eat 1 and I'll eat 3.
( 30 seconds later···. )
Dad: Ha! I'm full!!!!! are you full too?
Son: Hey, if I'm full after eating 1 egg, my stomach will explode when I eat 3 eggs!!