[A Little Bit Ticked Off]
A Frustrating Life of a S³{Sister, Student, Schoolmate}
OMG! Yesterday, I was just simple crazy! Yesterday I....
1. refused to make up with Olivina and was very rude to her on the phone.
2. gave Stephaine not my new hairband, but my new friendship hairband which I shopped out with Olivina, and which I was totally forgot about until Stephaine stole it.
3. panicked out and forgot to pack my bag while my family is leaving in 12 hours, 14 minutes, and 29 seconds.
4. rated the date incorrectly which would ruin my perfect day! Correctly, yesterday was 2nd of June and today was 3rd of June. Not 7th of June!
The big deal about today not being Friday, June 7th and being June 3rd is that if today were Friday, June 7th, I don't have to go to school because my school's having a break on June 5th to 7th to fix some bathrooms. They flooded once, and nearly came up to my ankle!
Anyway, today was June 3rd, which means I have to go to school. In other words, I have to say good-bye to all of my school teachers, friends, schoolmates, classmates, grademates, and all of them because most of them, especially teachers would know I'm moving. And I have to see Olivina too. Practically.
I still can't believe I did all of these supercrazy things in just ONE day, and the supreme mess I got myself into! Only if I had forgave Olivina yesterday, I won't have to worry about this things because we can just hold each other and cry, cry, cry for me moving. But now, things were awkward with me and Olivina, which meant I had to stay home from school. Somehow.
So today morning, I woke up extra early to make my stay-home-from-school mixture. I usually don't make it because it can be very bad, sometimes worse to my mental and physical health. I felt sorry for the people moving into this place because soon on, one of the bathroom's would smell like skunk poo, cow manure, and rabbit dung altogether.
However, I really needed to stay home mainly because after the fuss with Olivina on the phone, I didn't had the gut to see her today. So I went to the kitchen to make this special mixture, which will soon be taken place at the toilet.
How To Make a 'A Smart Way To Stay Home From School Mixture':
Ingredients:
All of the things in your house that smells like rotten vegetables which you hid under the toilet from eating it, foul pizza that your little sister had made from her ridiculous cooking club, which looks and smells poisonous, nauseous muffin that your older sister brought from the cafeteria, which has some mysterious white fluffs on them, and finally, anything that makes you throw-up.
How to Make it:
First, smash the ingredients you found, probably from the waste basket, under the toilet, or under your little sister's desk, which is full of trash, rotten food, boogers, and lots of stuff(you can never judge a person by their looks)! Beware to wear masks while doing this because if you eat or taste just a little bit of the ingredients, you might actually DIE.
Second, mix those in the mixer to be sure it's all smashed and smushed up. This mixture might make you throw-up or kill you, so take caution even though it's in the mixer.
Third, carry the bowl of this mixture to the bathroom and dump them in the toilet. Beware to leave some of the mixtures in the bowl. But don't flush the toilet with those mixtures in it because it'll make you have to do 1 and 2 again, which might make you throw-up for real this time.
After that, clean up the whole mess and rinse the things you used two times or more because if those mixtures are still left somewhere, you might die, not because you ate those horrible things(well, it's probable), but your parents would KILL you for tricking them and almost killing them.
Finally, sit on the toilet where you dump those mixtures and carefully cover your butt with the left over mixture. And then wash your hands. Next is simple. Just grunt, grunt, grunt(if you want some other sound effects, you can probably dump your sister's little doll in the toilet, which would sound like dung, or diarrhea plopping, or ozzing into the toilet...)and then after some time, shout out, "MOM! Come over right now! I think I have diarrhea...!"
And I did just that. Mom completely got tricked by my act and the fake diarrhea and thought I was having diarrhea for real! She tucked me under my bed covers and said I can have a break from school since we're leaving in 10 hours to California. Horray!
The bad news after all the fake diarrhea incident is that my hands smell like diarrhea. YUCK! But the good news is that now I have 10 hours to sleep, read, play games, call my friends, and pack my things!
Am I NOT clever?!
2019.06.03.(Correct this time)
Today's Key Words: Diarrhea, Safe-From-School, Moving