리틀팍스

*This is not my REAL day. I imagined this one so i'm telling that it's a created story, but don't leave! It's fun as a story. Enjoy!*

Hi, my name is Kaaa...

You might think i'm the jungle book's Kaa, but jungle book's Kaa is a python, and i'm an anaconda.

And now, i'm going to tell you how I spent my day.

2022. 5. 24

(Tuesday) 

7:00 AM

I kept sleeping.

I was so sleepy to wake up. 

No, don't call me lazy anaconda! 

8:00 AM

I was still sleepy. However, that annoying alarm clock ringed and I smashed the clock with my tail.

I don't know either! I didn't want to break my alarm clock too!

Don't blame ME. Blame my alarm clock if you want to blame.

Anyways, I woke up.

9:00 AM

Breakfast time!...

... was terrible.

I ran out of cereals. Sss.... So I hunted a rooster.

Why? Because I'm an anaconda, a type of a snake!

Snakes hunt birds and rodents, (or other snakes) and a rooster is a bird!

Don't hate me so much! It was hard catching a rooster too!

10:00 AM

Boring. I don't know what to do.

So I did one of my hobbies. Knitting!

I knitted jungle vines, and I knitted a nice sweater (the sweater only fits snakes, of course, which have no arms.) !

After that, I hunted some fish. I still have some remaining. Want a bite?

11:30 AM

I wanted a morning bath. So I slithered toward the pond (anacondas are the only snakes which can swim!) .

Every animal stepped back as I took a bath. I was so lonely. Nobody wanted to be near to me. I was so sad. However... Luckily

and delightfully, the pond had large fish. Snack problem solved!

12:00 PM

I took a slither (which means walk. Snakes don't have legs. they cannot walk.). The jungle's fresh air.... Green trees... Blue sky...

Ah, so relaxing.... Sss....

...until these pests came. The bandit cats. They plunder every bank. They once called me, "Earthworm!" so I hate them. I swallowed them before they saw me. Anacondas don't have venom, but they can swallow big snakes (even 1~2 meter long

snakes!). Ah, these annoying pests. I kept warning them but they ignored me... Now they are eaten...

1:00 PM

This is time for my lunch, but i haven't digested the cats ( which i ate ) yet.

I'm not gonna eat. I'm going to sleep.

Adieu! (goodbye in french)

2:00 PM ~ 10:00 PM

I kept sleeping. I missed dinner. Aw, C'mon!

I always miss dinner!

10:30 PM

I quickly hunted a nearby neighbor. And an owl. Yes, that DOES means I ate another anaconda. 

I'm cruel??? WHAT? No, It's the rules of the jungles. Snakes have permission to eat other snakes.

I survived because i am the biggest snake in the jungle (8 meters long! Real anacondas are shorter though.) .

The neighbor was tasty. Some snakes eat their family too. ( I already ate them all though...)

12:00 AM

I'm still starving... There were some rabbits outside. I ate 8924 rabbits.

Mmm... and tropical fruits for dessert.

1:00 AM

I'm going to sleep now. 

Good night! Bon nuit (means good night in french) !

-Kaaa, who was Alphine before... 

I hoped you enjoyed thissss...

Sss... Goodbye, readersss...